Lets fly some golden apples

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy you really are the comics blogosphere's irrational jack-ass' irrational jack-ass

Scott:

Don't even let Liebe rile you in the slight. he's a punk-ass little pussy, who has his balls in his wife's purse. If he didn't have the relative safety of the Internet to hide behind, this pansy wouldn't have the gall to open his big mouth. He's not worthy it, man, he really isn't.

And Timmy-boy, if you happen to read this, I know all about your snippy little barbs you throw at me all the time, too. If you ever want to "clear the air", candy-ass, just name your time and place. Oh, and make sure to get your balls from your wife and have the courage to show the hell up... if you can.

I mean really. Even the Irrational Madman-Boy doesn't come out swinging and then try to come off as the victim...

Scott:

Sorry, but the "man" (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense, in his case) actually claimed to want to physically assualt your person. That's just way over the line. Period!

I mean, even ignoring the potential moral ramifcations of "slapping some respect into you" (and, breif aside, wouldn't that qualify as "gay bashing", if he did strike you?), you know who else makes rationales like that? Wife-beaters. Is there anything MORE anti-feminist than that? How could a self-proclaimed male feminist ever even THINK about using such immoral and faulty logic, even in an insult? So, yeah, he needs to see himself as a bad feminist, for many reasons. And the fact others, who also claim to be feminists, didn't call him on that, shows what enormous hypocrites they are. I bet if I made a comment like that, in regards to Ragnell, or someone else in the feminist camps, they'd have no problem saying how that comment shows what a raging misogynist I am. Yet, because "one of their own" said it about "the enemy", it's perfectly okay. Maybe you can see why I have so little tolerance and compassion for them?

The only way you've seen any of the women you've "picked on" as "weak," is with how they bring their arguments. Of course, Timmy-boy isn't any better. Maybe you ought to "pick on" him and other male feminists more often. Maybe his little cheap shot at you is really a cry for attention. He feels neglected by you, Scott. You know, just like his White Tiger mini was neglected by most comic fans. Ha! ;)

But my offer still stands. As someone else who's been the target for what he passes off as wit, if he wants to try to "slap some respect into me," he just needs to name the time and place. Beut be forewarned, Timmy-boy, this is one "punching bag" that punches back... HARD!

Jimmy M everyone! Give him a hand!

Sunday Trade: Monkey vs. Robot

Monkey vs. Robot and the Crystal of Power

by James Kochalka

Robots are going through the forest and gathering plants and animals for analysis. Sadly those things that undergo the Information Extractor Machine don't survive the process. So one plucky monkey fights his way back to freedom, damaging the power crystal for the robot's ship in the process. The robots then locate a new crystal, buried along with some monkey skeletons. So they dig up the Monkey Graveyard to get their new crystal. This infuriates the escaped monkey, who gathers his people and goes on the attack...

This is actually the second Monkey vs. Robot book. I think. Sadly, it is so far the only Kochalka book I currently own. Because really what is more awesome than reading about monkeys fighting robots? Ok, maybe its tracking down Kochalka's music and LISTENING to the Monkey vs. Robot song. Which most definitely will rock your socks off. In fact I think I'll go listen to the song again WHILE READING this book. The awesome levels may reach critical mass...