Dearest Direct Deposit:

Where's my money? Its 4 am. So where is the money? I look and no money. I look again. Still no money. Where is it? Perhaps you misunderstand our relationship. In exchange for labor from the employee (which is to say me) the employer gives up some of their money. They do this by Directly Depositing it into my bank account. Thus there is no waiting for checks. There is no picking up of checks. There is no cashing of checks. There is only me having my money. Which I do not have. So again. Where? Is? The Money?

UPDATE: Apparantly, since it was Christmas, payroll decided to take a week off from doing the EASY part of their jobs. So no direct deposit on this check. I have to drive the fuck down to work, pick up my check and then drive to the fucking bank, wait in the FUCKING LINE ALL SO I CAN HAVE MY FUCKING MONEY. I am not fucking happy. You can MAIL OUT A CHECK, but you can't PUSH A FUCKING BUTTON TO MOVE ONE BIT OF ELECTRONIC DATA FROM ONE BANK TO ANOTHER!

And my direct deposit normally hits by 1 or 2 am at the latest...

Extra reasons to be annoyed

What really upsets me about this stupid direct deposit shit is that it robbed me of several hours of time. My brother and his wife have been in town for the holidays, though they leave sometime tomorrow morning. And between my working nights and other family members wanting to spend time doing stuff with them, I get less time with him than I'd have liked. My bro dropped out of college his freshman year to move up to Seattle. Then he joined the Marines. After that he stayed in Texas after he got out and got married. So I don't see him more than once or twice a year. And I miss him...

Tonight he and Mary are having dinner with my uncle's family and then I'm guessing they'll go and listen to Mike play. Those hours spent picking up my check, then getting it cashed and having to deal with Friday afternoon traffic was time I wanted to spend with him BEFORE the rest of the family got to. And I missed it...

That just upsets me. I may get to see him again before I go to work tonight or before they leave tomorrow morning. Maybe. Fuck. This isn't as bad as I'm making it seem. I just really wish they lived closer...

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