Bored

I want a helper monkey. Actually I want a bunch of them. So I can train them to rob banks and jewelry stores and stuff. An unstoppable primate crime wave. Seriously, nothing could stop them. Not even Spider-Man...

Then later I could get them little rocket packs.

And I'd be all sitting on my Throne of Wickedness and cackling as they zooomed around, terrorizing and pillaging!

Fly monkeys FLY!!!