The 10 things meme
Feb. 24th, 2005 09:25 am10. Hit my little brother in the face with a wooden baseball bat. But it was ok 'cause he hit me in the face with it first.
9. Attempted to strangle a kid to death because he made fun of rpgs.
8. Attempted to smash my best friends head against a wall for reasons I couldn't even remember when I was doing it.
7. Tried to kick my little brothers ribs in because he hit me with a thrown pebble.
6. Chased a girl around the Boy's & Girl's Club rec room with a pool cue because she mimed kicking me in the balls.
5. Realized that I needed to get my anger under control because the only reason no one was ever permanently hurt was because I wasn't very good at fighting.
4. Fell asleep during a slow night at a vampire LARP only to wake up to a full beaver shot of a friends girlfriend.
3. Sat around getting high and plotting out an animated/fantasy/musical called "The Elfman". Don't ask, 'cause I'm NEVER telling.
2. Pounded on a bathroom door. To get the attetention of a friend who was fucking the girlfriend of another friend. Who was passed out on the only bed in the one-bedroom apartment. Because 2 other friends where chatting online with random strangers on the internet. Who all wanted to know why when asked how things were going Kevin said "I could use a Pepsi."
1. Shouted out in 7-11 to the same Kevin "I don't want to hear about Julian's big, black dick or your threesome anymore!"
9. Attempted to strangle a kid to death because he made fun of rpgs.
8. Attempted to smash my best friends head against a wall for reasons I couldn't even remember when I was doing it.
7. Tried to kick my little brothers ribs in because he hit me with a thrown pebble.
6. Chased a girl around the Boy's & Girl's Club rec room with a pool cue because she mimed kicking me in the balls.
5. Realized that I needed to get my anger under control because the only reason no one was ever permanently hurt was because I wasn't very good at fighting.
4. Fell asleep during a slow night at a vampire LARP only to wake up to a full beaver shot of a friends girlfriend.
3. Sat around getting high and plotting out an animated/fantasy/musical called "The Elfman". Don't ask, 'cause I'm NEVER telling.
2. Pounded on a bathroom door. To get the attetention of a friend who was fucking the girlfriend of another friend. Who was passed out on the only bed in the one-bedroom apartment. Because 2 other friends where chatting online with random strangers on the internet. Who all wanted to know why when asked how things were going Kevin said "I could use a Pepsi."
1. Shouted out in 7-11 to the same Kevin "I don't want to hear about Julian's big, black dick or your threesome anymore!"