Its party time!

xmas party at LurkerWithout's house!!

lurkerwithout lurkerwithout drank 7 ciders. lurkerwithout and drakinfar fought all night after drakinfar whipped out a picture of lurkerwithout's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. thundercum wet themselves amidst the hysteria. lurkerwithout has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery. kinglerer kinglerer drank 4 sambuccas, a vodka and 2 vermouths. kinglerer offered nedslade £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. kinglerer can now be contacted at kinglerer_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com. kidzero kidzero drank 10 pulques, 14 pernods, 8 aligator bites, 3 hot toddys, 15 ales and 4 stouts. During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble kidzero told thundercum to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters. silentounce silentounce drank 12 bloody marys, 4 white wines, 13 tequilas, 11 cosmopolitans, 2 ciders and 10 absinthes. nedslade nedslade drank 5 rums. crazed_nut crazed_nut drank 14 aftershocks, a vermouth, 3 ales, 7 champagnes, 12 vodkas and 7 sambuccas. arcaneja arcaneja drank 12 absinthes, 13 stouts and 14 bloody marys. ellakite ellakite drank 4 bloody marys, 5 tequilas, 5 lagers, 14 sherrys and 11 champagnes. thundercum thundercum drank 10 pernods, 2 red wines, 7 lagers and 14 goldschlagers. durinde durinde drank 3 poteens. zoethe zoethe drank 11 red wines and 15 lagers. drakinfar drakinfar drank 5 mescals, 5 aligator bites, 9 kahluas and 5 rums. 5 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to LurkerWithout's kitchen floor!

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XMas

I'm feeling kinda bummed this Christmas. Mostly just because my family is all doing seperate things. I'm used to having a big collective family holiday. The last time I remember not having a family get together was the year I was living in Colorado.

And last year we had like EVERYONE in town. Mostly because my little brother was in town to have a holiday wedding. But this year my grandparents aren't doing a Christmas party. My uncle Tim is spending all his time with his in-laws. Aunt Steph isn't coming down from Denver. And Nate is staying in El Paso.

Plus we're not really doing much in the way of gifts this year.

Oh well...