U.S. Supreme Court

[lurkerwithout]

Obama ready to make Supreme Court pick. So I'll let you know who his Top 5 choices are most likely to be. First of course it'll be a woman. No shut up. Seriously. No, it'll be a woman, so just shut up...

Right.

#5: Stephanie McMahon

Daughter of Vince McMahon aka the Billionaire Dollar Princess

Stephanie will bring some much needed ruthlessness to the bench. And if any lawyers or other Justices get uppity? Well then they can have a parking lot meeting with her husband and Sweet Lady Sledge...

#4: Lassie

What? Theres nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can't sit on the Supreme Court. Show me where it says that? Thats what I thought. You racist!

#3: June Cleaver

If she can handle the Beav then issues like right to privacy, prisoner rights and property rights will be no problem. And you knew she could always see right thru that smary Eddie Haskell...

#2: Jocasta

She doesn't wear any clothes, robots are wicked smart and I'm pretty sure she has laser eyes. What more could you want from a judge?

#1: Oprah

Because otherwise his momma done promised him a whuppin'...

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[blockade-boy.livejournal.com]

"What more could you want from a judge"? Well, I was going to say "a solid steel garter that's riveted into her upper thigh", but I see that Jocasta has that angle covered, too.