Time to move on people

[lurkerwithout]

My mom is now on Twitter. None of you are cool anymore and any chance of me using it is dead, dead, dead...

Comments

[brewmoo.livejournal.com]

@lurker: Are you there?
@lurker: Do you have clean underwear on?
@lurker: Have you talked to that nice girl yet?
@lurker: Why don't you get a good job, like your brother?

There you go, saved you the hassle of signing up for Twitter.