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Truly a joyous occasion
Today marks the birthday of 
seanmonster as well as the anniversary of me posting a video of a turtle having sex with a shoe. This video:
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For you!
I ended up catching part of an episode of Family Guy at work and the stupid and unfunnyness of it made me want to burn down the world. So I started to think of ways to go about that. Then I remembered the world has vidoes of turtles having sex with shoes and I wouldn't want to destroy that. So instead of burning down the world I think I'll just go and get a breakfast burrito later...
You're welcome...
You're welcome...
Turtle Pr0n!
Two things. 1. Turtle sex noises are horribly amusing. And 2. compared to body size that turtle has a massive wang. I feel that the phrase "Hung like a turtle" now needs to enter the vernacular as a compliment...
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Gamera #1: Guardian of the Universe
As giant "birds" attack and devour their way thru the Japanese islands, a team of scientists investigate a mysterious floating atoll. And as the danger of the "birds" known as Gyaos increases the atoll sheds its rocky skin. And emerges as the turtle monster, Gamera!
Things to remember:
1) Gamera is friend to all small children.
2) Gamera is powered by love.
3) Gamera's home is the sea.
Things to remember:
1) Gamera is friend to all small children.
2) Gamera is powered by love.
3) Gamera's home is the sea.