Crytal-hugging neo-pagans + the U.S.Army + the Iraq War = COMEDY. Well that and some excellent work by George Clooney, Ewan McGregor (and watching him try to NOT have a Scottish accent is always amusing), Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges...

I meant to post this yesterday. But you know, got distracted by shiny objects...

1) The majority were evenly divided between the Original D&D Magic-user and Cleric as best class. Which is odd, since the Cleric doesn't even get any spells until 2nd level in that edition...

2) The preferred method of psychic attack was mind bullets. Happily I've got a tinfoil hat. Take that Psy-Snipers!

3) The preferred method of drunk beat-downs is to go with AN ULTIMATE COMBO!

4) Most believe Death to be a cute Goth girl. At least thats the hope...

5) Favored Cheese: Sharp Cheddar

6) Best fake band name gave a four way tie between Lightning in a Bottle, The Rats in the Walls, Hillbilly University & Overclocked...

7) And another tie, this time for theoretical the Brave & the Bold pairing with Blue Beetle 3/Star Girl matching in votes with Wonder Woman/Guy Gardner...

8) Nearly everyone agrees, being the family shrink of the Stewards of Gondor & their family would suck the most...

9) Favorite 90s Fighting Game? MORTAL KOMBAT! *starts techno music*

10) Just edging out the others to get the lead as best villain partner? M.O.D.O.K! Probably because he's so cute...

"What have you learned?"

the dog...was only one of several...at least three more empowered beasts...

"Very well then. You have done well, rest now knowing you have pleased me Shadeling."

thank you master...

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"Minions!"

*crowd*Master?

"Activate the Bunny!"

( The League of Super Pets )