John Carter (of Mars)

A fun movie. Lots of action and humor. Plus Julius Caesar as the Good King and Marc Anthony as his Loyal Soldier. And Dominic West as the Bad Warlord and Mark Strong as the Evil Puppetmaster. Plus Willem Defoe as the Noble Thark and Thomas Hayden Church as Jerk-Ass Thark. And the Princess and the Thark Girl actresses were pretty nice as weel even if I had to go look up what things I vaguely recognized them from. Plus its got a funny and brave and loyal alien dog monster. Yay for ugly-cute Dog Monsters!