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H'lo...

Secrets of GMing Revealed

I have seven Derro minis. I have ten Dueregar minis.

This means I need to create an encounter that uses both.

Things I've Learned From Polling #3, vol.2

1) The sizable majority of polled can't pick just one person or group to punch in the face...

2) Mage: the Ascension was the preferred choice for the following week's Thursday RPG...

3) Worst nightmare for many: Empty rooms that seem familiar and where you can almost remember what is supposed to be there...

4) The majority felt that frolickin' otter pups were the cutest of all...

5) Favorite Disney/Marvel joint project is a tie between Kim Possible: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Pixar's Rocket Raccoon. I can't say I disagree with either choice...

6) The Dutch are apparantly to blame for my not having a pony. DAMN YOU NETHERLANDS!

7) Another tie between those who'd wish for Magic Ponies and those wanting a donut...

8) Apparantly the best option for a force of pure terror and destruction would be a giant composite cyborg made up of cyborg meerkats that launched mind-controlled, laser-guided dingoes...

9) Too many of you won't talk about the truth that is out there...

10) By a clear margin its agreed that dolphins are up to something. Mad, grinning not-fish...

Cracked the Code

I think Umberto Eco just wrote books so that people could use quotes from them at the start of story chapters. His "books" aren't actually meant to be read at all...