I'll miss you all

I've eaten too many eggs over the last couple days. Now I feel icky. I'm gonna die of egg overdosing. I can tell. But when I die all of you remember. Don't let them build the monument to my awesomeness too big. I wouldn't want people to think I was pretentious. I mere 30' high statue should do. With a park. Nothing fancy. Only the one petting zoo...