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Am sick. And at work. Stupid no sick days. So to punish everyone in the world for me having to be sick AND work I'm going to lick everything. That way EVERYONE ELSE GET SICK! Let the plague go forth and spread o'er the land!
Oct. 4th, 2008
Rumor Mill Meme
Oct. 4th, 2008 05:06 am1. Post a denial of 5 rumors about you. Five things that are very much NOT true.
2. If anyone questions you about them, DENY DENY DENY!
3. Encourage others to deny their own five TOTALLY untrue rumors.
4. Profit!
1. I am NOT building a secret army of invisible robots to further my dream of becoming Ruler of the World. There are no robots. Do not worry about any robots. Do not make plans for any invisible robots. Ignore any strange clanking noises...
2. I have NO plans to gather my friends together as a Council of Advisors to the Ruler of the World. They should not be thinking of fancy titles...
3. I will not be disencorparating my friends so that the Council of Advisors to the Ruler of the World will all be brains in a jar. To prevent future betrayal. Because their is no Council. And it is not true that sugar-enriched Sprite makes for the best Brain in a Jar liquid nutrient base. Not that it matters. Because NO Council of Brains! They won't live in a V.R. world and communicate with me using modified Speak 'n Spells. De-bodification is NOT something any of my friends should worry about...
4. I have not become God-King to a pseudo-human subterranean race with fantastic, futuristic science. They are NOT building me invisible robots, de-bodification and brain-jar-ification surgeries. THERE ARE NO SECRET RACE OF CAVE DWELLING GENIUS DOG-MEN DEVOTED TO MY EVERY DESIRE!
5. The non-existent C.D.G.D-Men are NOT using their strange and mysterious genetic skills to craft me a harem made based around fictional women to satisfy my perverse needs. There are NO underground clone labs working to make my secret Kim Possible/Totally Spies slash fic a reality. DO NOT BE JEALOUS because nothing like that is happening...
2. If anyone questions you about them, DENY DENY DENY!
3. Encourage others to deny their own five TOTALLY untrue rumors.
4. Profit!
1. I am NOT building a secret army of invisible robots to further my dream of becoming Ruler of the World. There are no robots. Do not worry about any robots. Do not make plans for any invisible robots. Ignore any strange clanking noises...
2. I have NO plans to gather my friends together as a Council of Advisors to the Ruler of the World. They should not be thinking of fancy titles...
3. I will not be disencorparating my friends so that the Council of Advisors to the Ruler of the World will all be brains in a jar. To prevent future betrayal. Because their is no Council. And it is not true that sugar-enriched Sprite makes for the best Brain in a Jar liquid nutrient base. Not that it matters. Because NO Council of Brains! They won't live in a V.R. world and communicate with me using modified Speak 'n Spells. De-bodification is NOT something any of my friends should worry about...
4. I have not become God-King to a pseudo-human subterranean race with fantastic, futuristic science. They are NOT building me invisible robots, de-bodification and brain-jar-ification surgeries. THERE ARE NO SECRET RACE OF CAVE DWELLING GENIUS DOG-MEN DEVOTED TO MY EVERY DESIRE!
5. The non-existent C.D.G.D-Men are NOT using their strange and mysterious genetic skills to craft me a harem made based around fictional women to satisfy my perverse needs. There are NO underground clone labs working to make my secret Kim Possible/Totally Spies slash fic a reality. DO NOT BE JEALOUS because nothing like that is happening...
A message from the editor of Time magazine
Oct. 4th, 2008 01:52 pmIf you're a woman and you don't like Sarah Palin, its because you're a petty bitch.
See you womens dislike Palin because:
1. She's too pretty.
2. She's too confidant.
3. She could embarras you.
There you go. Its not her abortion views, her being a dominionist Christian or her almost laughable lack of knowledge on world affairs. Its because you're jealous. Yep...
Hey look an email response button at the bottom of the article...
Ah, women, the consistently, tragically underestimated constituency. What the Democrats learned during the primaries and the Republicans might now be finding out the hard way, I learned at my very academic, well-regarded all-girls high school: that is never to discount the ability of women to open a robust, committed, well-thought-out vat of hatred for another girl.
See you womens dislike Palin because:
1. She's too pretty.
2. She's too confidant.
3. She could embarras you.
There you go. Its not her abortion views, her being a dominionist Christian or her almost laughable lack of knowledge on world affairs. Its because you're jealous. Yep...
Hey look an email response button at the bottom of the article...
Movies to avoid
Oct. 4th, 2008 04:22 pmFrom Cinematical
It is hard to believe that a comedy as singularly inept and downright unfunny as An American Carol came from one of the three minds behind one of the funniest comedies of all time, Airplane! (I'd argue THE funniest, but that's for another place and time), and harder yet to believe that it somehow weaseled its way onto 1,600+ screens this weekend. But here it is, as witless and tactless as anything 2008 has offered up to date, and in a year where the wonder duo that is Friedberg and Seltzer has shat out not one, but two similarly dreadful offerings, that's saying a lot.
