Beep Beep Beep

STOP BEEPING AT ME STUPID ALARM BOX! Telling me Phone Line 1 Problem doesn't help me! What problem! All the phones are fine! Stay quiet for more than 30 minutes you stupid, stupid, stupid THING! HATE YOU!

3-Iron

OK, to sum up. The main character finds homes where people are on vacation (by using restaurant flyers) and then moves in. While there he does any laundry around, cleans and fixes thing. Kind of like a creepy brownie. Then he moves on. Until one day he misses seeing that an abused housewife is still in the home he goes into. She shadows him for awhile. Then they bond. And after her mean husband comes home they run off together. And go from home to home. Eventually things go bad, they get caught and the police become involved (Japanese police can be just as brutal as American ones, so yay for that). Then the lead becomes a ninja. Or a ghost. Or something. Really I'm not sure. And then love conquers all. Some how...

Did I mention the two main characters don't say anything for like 99% of the movie? And that 1% is like 2 lines from the female lead?

Japanese Indy films are weirder than ours...