Asshole for hire

"You say your hamburgers were stolen, Mr. McDonald?" the purple mass said. The clown smiled. "Mr. McDonald was my father's name," he said. "You can call me Ronald." Grimace's cheeks turned a bright maroon as he sheepishly jotted something on his notepad.

Slow-ass Saturday

My day has been pretty dull. Video games and napping. And one brief trip outdoors during daylight. Booo! Hiss! Devil sun!

Anyway heres a pic of smoking urchins...




ETA: And my LOLfeed seems to agree with today's purpose -