Because I'm mean and I hate them

When I'm prepping the registration cards for the next day and I come across one with a request in the comments field, I always mentally add "and a pony". Followed of course by this:



Thats right, I'm hoarding all the theoretical ponies. All mine! None for them! Stew in imaginary pony lacking envy you bastards! Serves you all right for being drunk. And annoying. And having people call for you at 3 AM. NO PONY FOR YOU!

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Real weird butt on that red-haired ecstacy guy.