The voices in my head tell me I'm pretty

Bleargh. Full of yuck. In my head. Drifting into sleep and then out. Something else. Can't think. Fuzzy...

Whozit?

Awake again. Head hurts. Nose can now make disgusting snerking noises when I breathe. Wheee!

Mrrrmmmm?

NightTime (the Walgreen's generic version of NyQuil) is 10% alcohol. All the major domestic beers are below 2%. If you get drunk on Bud or Coors light you are obviously a giant, lightweight pussy...