Why John? Why?
Jan. 17th, 2005 01:51 am John Shirley writes the Constantine novelization
Fucking why? This movie is going to be a crap fest of epic porportion. Ok, maybe not Catwoman bad, but bad. And now I find that one of my favorite authors is writing the novelization. And John can write some creepy ass horror. So I'm tempted. There's even an excerpt from the book on Amazon. And it looks good. Plus no Keanu. But...
Fuckity fucking fuck...
I'm buying it...
Fucking why? This movie is going to be a crap fest of epic porportion. Ok, maybe not Catwoman bad, but bad. And now I find that one of my favorite authors is writing the novelization. And John can write some creepy ass horror. So I'm tempted. There's even an excerpt from the book on Amazon. And it looks good. Plus no Keanu. But...
Fuckity fucking fuck...
I'm buying it...