Why aren't you dead yet?

Ooooo...Andy Rooney is solving the problems of the military weapons programs.

Yep, I'm gonna take defense advice from an old guy who makes little speeches about bathroom towels and how they're better than air dryers (the last Rooney bit I remember seeing)...

Seriously, regardless on my views on the military and what they do and don't spend their money on...I don't want to hear Rooney's "Expert" opinion on it...