After I destroy my nemesis
Ami, I will need to destroy
Willow. Why?
Because she won't aid me in being a Golf Champion. As we have all learned from Matt "Bagger Vance" Damon, Adam "Happy Gilmore" Sandler and Kevin "Tin Cup" Costner you need a Magical Negro or at the very least a Quasi-Mystical Wisecracking Mexican. How will I assure my world domination without a Golf Championship? Everyone knows its a required component! EVERYONE!