I'll miss you all

[lurkerwithout]

I've eaten too many eggs over the last couple days. Now I feel icky. I'm gonna die of egg overdosing. I can tell. But when I die all of you remember. Don't let them build the monument to my awesomeness too big. I wouldn't want people to think I was pretentious. I mere 30' high statue should do. With a park. Nothing fancy. Only the one petting zoo...

Comments

huh?

[purplemoonwoman.livejournal.com]

How many freakin' eggs did you eat?

Oh, and there is no way I'm taking out the 2nd petting zoo. Forget it.

[blockade-boy.livejournal.com]

My statue design has you crushed (heroically) beneath a giant egg. It's quite the favorite with the parks & recreation department, and is on the fast track for approval.

I hope that's okay.

[brewmoo.livejournal.com]

No man can eat 50 eggs.