Smackdown

[lurkerwithout]

Gregory Helms: I'm the bestest champ ever! I can kick anyone's ass!

Matt Hardy: Whatevah...

Teddy Long: Playah babble playah anyone?

GH: ANYONE!

TL: Gregory you'll face the Undertaker!

GH: NOOO!

MH: Hah hah.

Exactly what does this fucking show? That the Undertaker can squash the Cruiserweight champ? How about you have "the longest running Cruiserweight" champ face someone in HIS ACTUAL division. Hell, feed him Scottie 2 Hottie or some other cruiser jobber and then have him face Chavo or Rey next week. DO. SOMETHING. WITH. THE. BELT.

Comments

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

If they didn't crush the cruiser champ in squash matches regularly, then people might think cruisers could wrestle, or possibly that the cruiser champ was anything other than a speed bump for guys 10cm taller.

And you can't have that.

That might mean that a wrestler might *get over* using a style that the Undertaker can't keep up with.

That's just not right.

[cygnia.livejournal.com]

Silly Lurker, don't you know that cruisers are nothing more than living lawn darts for the hosses?! ;p