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lurkerwithout ([personal profile] lurkerwithout) wrote2006-01-16 01:15 am
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More bad television

I'm attempting to watch Nick Fury: Agent of Shield. Which for those who don't know, stars David Hasselhoff. Wrap your brain around that. David "Baywatch" Hasselhoff as a master spy who's been around since WWII...

The only reason that this isn't the worst Marvel movie ever made is because I've seen BOTH Captain America movies...

[identity profile] spoonyone.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I will put the 2005 Fantastic Four movie up against any Hasselcrotch movie as unquestionably the worst Marvel movie ever. Even the Corman F4 had to have been worse.

Fantastc Four Corman Goodness

[identity profile] prowler7.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Heya!

The Roger Corman FF movie was BY FAR the worst Marvel movie ever made. Worse than The Hulk, '05 Fantastic Four, Daredevil, even Nick Fury. Now, the Captain America movies come close, that last one was trully pain personified, but I think it is still a close second to Rogers greatness.

Prowler7

[identity profile] shadowkate.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to put out for consideration Dr. Strange and Howard the Duck movies.

Plus the orignial FF.

[identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ah c'mon, Howard the Duck was a cinematic masterpiece!

[identity profile] dead-kid-fred.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
If you can't stand the heat...

[identity profile] workerant156b.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Might I submit the Dolf Lungren version of "The Punisher"?

And I happened to like both of the FF movies... primarily due to blondes in spandex...

[identity profile] dead-kid-fred.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, I think the Lundgren Punisher did a better job of getting outside of the revenge plot-line than the current Castle film did. Though I say with certainty that Tom Jane was a far better choice for the part of Frank than Dolph was. Why don't they just do a Punisher: Born movie? What the hewll is wrong with Marvel? Oh yeah. They're Marvel. Nevermind.

[identity profile] springrayn.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a glutton for punishment!

David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury? What next? Richard Simmons as the Star-Spangled Kid? EWWWW