Friday Poll: Sidekicks

I'm pretty sure I've done sidekicks already. But not THESE sidekicks...

[Poll #1246341]

Man, the LOLfeed on this one was perfect:

*shamble*

I believe I've died during the "night" while sleeping. Someone send Space Jeebus or another cleric with access to 7th level spells. Because I don't want to be a zombie and eat brains. Most people don't wash their hair very well and so biting thru a thick matte of greasy locks will be icky...

Its a gusher!