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Recruitment Drives
Ok so like the Army and Marines are looking at big shortages on their recruiting. And the Navy and Air Force are turning people away. So I've come up with a plan to balance that out some.
Have Marine's in their non-formal khakis waiting outside the Navy and/or Airforce places to pick up "recruits". Anyone who gets on the bus gets shipped off to Boot Camp. Because if they're too dumb to recognize that they're being stolen by the wrong branch they were probably to stupid to be a fighter pilot or submariner anyway...
Multiple problems solved! Patriotic people get to serve their country. Marines and/or Army make up for low recruitment. And morons are off the street where they might bother me!
Everyone wins!
Have Marine's in their non-formal khakis waiting outside the Navy and/or Airforce places to pick up "recruits". Anyone who gets on the bus gets shipped off to Boot Camp. Because if they're too dumb to recognize that they're being stolen by the wrong branch they were probably to stupid to be a fighter pilot or submariner anyway...
Multiple problems solved! Patriotic people get to serve their country. Marines and/or Army make up for low recruitment. And morons are off the street where they might bother me!
Everyone wins!
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