Jokes about BASIC

So I'm slowly working my way thru the giganormous archives of Daily Dinosaur comic when i get to this one . Just cracks me up. And who doesn't love jokes about programming in BASIC?

Mercy? Really? Who knew...

Yoinked from zoethe:

How to make a lurkerwithout

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 3 parts ambition 3 parts instinct

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Questionable Content

It looks like a Jimmy Eat World video threw up on her.

Best. Line. Evah.

Or at least for today...

For my female friends

And the sissy boys as well.

Heck I'm very straight, and this had me going whew...

Potential resume updatings

I'm thinking of adding a few things to my resume to spruce it up and try to get me more job offers. So far I've got:

Partial master of the spooky floating eyeball thing and the floating hand of deadly nastiness.

Wicked awesome.

Ogreslayer.

Zombie fighter.

Freed Loki from his eternal torment to once more walk amongst the gawds.

Member of Avengers: Phoenix, Misfits of Society, the Knights of the Spoon, Phoenix Fangbreaker Society, the Unamed Random Adventurers and the Alliance of Super-Heroes.

Totally wicked awesome.

Destroyer of Frandor's Keep.

Savior of Frandor's Keep.

Master of the druken Draconian Stomp Four Step.

Way beyond wicked awesome.

Bunny?

...rather than curse the darkness

:giggling into desk:

For sexypexy and all her kink friends

Die Russian dogs!

Tonight during my online CP2020 game I gunned down a jeep full of ex-Spetznaz with a remote operated machinegun. Their own remote gun in fact. Reuben "Rock God" Severo is a netrunning bad ass. Not bad for a 46 year old codger...