MQM X: Super-big hints

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4. It's an uncompromising standard of his practice. He never meets any of his clients. He doesn't speak with them, or, for that matter, communicate in any direct fashion. That's his policy. But I am his sole representative and he is my only employer; and as such... is Zero Effect solved by cygnia

HINT: A detective who never meets with his clients


17. J: I'm a drug dealer.
N: I bury dead people.
E: I have a single digit sperm count.
C: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.

HINT: About a Canadian "sport"


19. Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate. is (500) Days of Summer loved & lost by crimsonjoe

HINT: A relationship from start to finish told in a partially non-linear manner