I hate you so much right now. I'm going to set you fire using only my magical brainmeats. Slowly. Starting with your ugly, ugly feet. And that you don't even know why I hate you makes me hate you all the more...

*Burn burn burn burn burn BURN burn burn burn Burn burn*

[Poll #1221505]

I have to wonder. Could I have formed a murder cult at the age of eight? I don't think I could have. I was too busy protecting America from the combined threat of Cobra Commander and Skeletor. No time to plan out escape routes and body hiding at recess when Mumra & the Mutants were prowling about. Thats the problem with the world today. Not enough afternoon cartoons shilling toys and sugar to distract kids from their dark, murderous hearts. We've lost our core values people! And who suffers? The children! Them and the people they plot to murder. BUT MOSTLY THE CHILDREN!

I've decided to create more job openings, so I can find a job I might actually like. To do that I'm going to set large numbers of random people on fire with my mind. So everyone try to think non-flammable...

Better health insurance is reasonable excuse for mass murder right?