Which better?

Scarier villain weapon?
1. Cannon that shoots bees at people.
2. Cannon that shoots wasps at people.
3. Cannon that shoots scorpions at people.

The Soloist

This movie was about as subtle as being run over by a Buick full of frozen mackerel...

1. Music is Awesome and Magical and Love of Music Can Keep You Almost Sane.

2. Homelessness is Bad, Bad, Bad. Especially for Black People. Because apparantly 99% of the homeless in L.A. are Black.

3. Behold The Healing Power of FRIENDSHIP! Its like those Mortal Kombat finishers where you give your opponent a present.

On the plus side Robert Downey Jr and Jamie Foxx are ALMOST good enough actors to pull all this overwrought-ness off...