Entitlement means I'm entitled to stuff right?

Oh Elizabeth Bear, you poor wee martyr you...

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But enough about other people. Lets get back to whats important. ME. I've been a good ally haven't I? Lending the power and prestige of my straight white maleness to all you minorities of color, gender and/or sexuality. And I haven't pressured you for my medal, sexual favor and/or praise right? ((Don't worry, I know you're just waiting for all the other white people to look away so as not to make them jealous)). But whats all this about earning cookies? I want a cookie. An oreo or chok'lit chip by preference. Or, and this is only because I'm obviously such an AWESOME ally, the legendary Chok'lit Chip Oreo...


ETA: Almost forgot! I still need a Magical Negro or Wise-Cracking Mexican to serve as my golf mentor so I can win the big championship match...

The French Connection

Yes the car chase is cool. But that was not a very good hitman. I mean I think even I might do better than 0 for 8 with a long rifle. Also the difference in prices causes a mental disconnect with me. $25 for a used car? Even at a police auction? Damn...