Guess what he gave up "for the troops"

You know, if he hadn't been the worst President since Harding I might actually miss ol' President Puddin' Head. Because he keeps Olbermann wound up...

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Fido

Its like a Lassie movie. If the dog were a flesh-eating zombie. Who wants to marry Timmy's mom...

Canadians are weird, yo...