Sleepy

I'm exhausted, so all Fun is canceled for the day. Kindly go about your business. Unless your business is Fun. In which case, you can quietly sit at your desk with your head down. And YOU! Stop fidgeting. And is that gum? Did you bring enough for everyone?

Bah

I don't want to go into work. Who wants to dress up like me and go in for me? I'll buy you a twinkie...