2005-04-16

Yoinked from

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
Username
This morning, you should...	go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call	crazed_nut
And the two of you will proceed to...	do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.

Quiz created with MemeGen!