lurkerwithout (
lurkerwithout) wrote2005-07-05 03:18 pm
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That magnificent bastard
The
theweaselking called my "bluff" and has written a piece of Dr.Who/dalek slash.
As the Doctor tested my rump roast with his magnificent meat thermometer, my innards squeezed his powerful love-tool with the spasms of my lust.
Just then, the wall of the TARDIS disappeared in a low-budget flash of light. With a rush of sound, in rolled the terrifying shape of three Daleks - conical and ridged, too large to be easily inserted into the rectum and yet smoothly rounded just in case. The one in the lead extended his engorged 'death ray' and his grating mechanical voice screeched "FORNICATE! FORNICATE!"
"Well," said the Doctor, pulling out and gripping his 'sonic screwdriver' firmly, "I suppose I'll just have to take them up on that."
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As the Doctor tested my rump roast with his magnificent meat thermometer, my innards squeezed his powerful love-tool with the spasms of my lust.
Just then, the wall of the TARDIS disappeared in a low-budget flash of light. With a rush of sound, in rolled the terrifying shape of three Daleks - conical and ridged, too large to be easily inserted into the rectum and yet smoothly rounded just in case. The one in the lead extended his engorged 'death ray' and his grating mechanical voice screeched "FORNICATE! FORNICATE!"
"Well," said the Doctor, pulling out and gripping his 'sonic screwdriver' firmly, "I suppose I'll just have to take them up on that."