You have to hook your satellite up to a phone line to order PPV? Even if I could figure out how, thats too much effort just to watch "House of Flying Daggers". I'll catch it some other time...
Generally you just plug a standard phone line into the jack in the back of your satelite receiver and then it does the rest. The hardest part usually is getting a phone line NEAR your satelite receiver.
It is easier than you think. For remember our trials building the Great Hearamids of Bundorf. Your phone line is your enemy. Destroy it at once. Then your satellite will be free from its oppressor and will gladly romp with PPV.
Of course this mating must be consumated by animal sacrifice but that's what it's all about.
WHYDIDOYOULEAVEME IN THE COLD!?
WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU AT ALL BASTARD!
YOU'RE A SONOFABITCHWHORE!!!
God...here I am trying to help you, but the memory of your penile gland enraged is too much.
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satelite & phone lines
Generally you just plug a standard phone line into the jack in the back of your satelite receiver and then it does the rest. The hardest part usually is getting a phone line NEAR your satelite receiver.
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Re: satelite & phone lines
(Anonymous) - 2005-06-18 16:19 (UTC) - ExpandThere is no other time, there is only overtime.
(Anonymous) 2005-06-18 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)Of course this mating must be consumated by animal sacrifice but that's what it's all about.
WHYDIDOYOULEAVEME IN THE COLD!?
WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU AT ALL BASTARD!
YOU'RE A SONOFABITCHWHORE!!!
God...here I am trying to help you, but the memory of your penile gland enraged is too much.
My nipples now bleed for revenge.
I loved you, but now I must hate you.
Sonofabitchwhore.
It is.
Oblong.
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wow, just wow.