What I've learned from polling: End of the Year Edition

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1. Cats are watching you and me and everyone. For mysterious reasons...

2. Membership in the Brotherhood of No Pants is most desirable...

3. The secret Master of the Secret Conspiracy is the King of Cats. Probably part of why all those cats are watching everyone...

4. When it comes to battle no Muppet may match against the savagery of Animal!

5. Superman should fight the Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt / Professor Stephen Hawking / High Taxes / Grant Morrison / a tag-team of Jesus and the Devil. Probably in some kind of Last Man Standing-Gauntlet type match...

6. The majority believe that to become President you have to win the Top Secret Battle of the Bands...

7. People are most thankful for family being far away and/or their fuzzy lumps...

8. The best animal-based rivalry is Cat V. Mouse

9. People think the worst ideas for holiday specials would be either Charlie Brown's SAD Related Suicide or I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus & Then Daddy Shot Them Both...

10. A 5-way tie? Are you people trying to drive me Mad?

BONUS: What did I learn from last week's "poll"? NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!!!