We're all doomed aren't we?

[lurkerwithout]

*continues scrolling thru newsfeeds*

"Cardinals and Steelers go to Super Bowl"

Well thats nic..What? The Cardinals are going to be PLAYING at the Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure thats Sign #5. The End Times are upon us. Which is annoying because now I have to buy a shotgun. Those things are fucking EXPENSIVE...

Maybe its only if they win that the Gates of Hell crack open and the Dead walk again?

Comments

[starmanmatt.livejournal.com]

Nah. Until The Cubs win the World Series, we're golden.

[shadowkate.livejournal.com]

When the Cubs win the World Series, that's when the Gates of Hell crack open.

Otherwise I had nearly the same response. I think the words "Holy Fuck" came out of my mouth.